Showing posts with label pulpit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pulpit. Show all posts

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Pat Robertson...AGAIN

Son of God or Son of a Bitch?

     Stop talking about the cheating man? He is a man so such behavior is to be expected? Doesn't the cheating man provide a home and food? Males have a tendency to wander so what a wife needs to do is make the home so wonderful that the man will not wander?

     I want you to listen closely to what Pat says in response to a 17 year-old young man's question on how to help fix his parents' marriage. Pat starts off pretty good and offers what is sound and reasonable advice. It does not take very long for the brain connected to Pat's mouth to begin offering what is in all reality super fucked up comments. 
     Now, if the question by the young man is in fact a real question sent in and not some kind of stupid religious skit Pat should be utterly ashamed of himself (although we know he won't be). The young man obviously loves his parents and cares deeply for the relationship between his parents, and he is asking Pat for advice to make things better...not pointers on how to stir the pot in the relationship.
     The hope that is implied in the young man's question that Pat can help is completely smashed by Pat's out-of-this-world stupid comments. Pat, you have created an entirely new level of stupidity and disrespect.

     Soooo, apparently Pat has made a connection between a lack of education and the ability to witness miracles. The problem, according to Pat, is that education gets in the way of people seeing miracles for what they are...miracles. He is more or less saying that stupid people are the ones who can see miracles.

     The comments Pat makes here are so utterly fucked up that you gotta wonder why the lambs of the world follow this mother fucker in the first place.

     Pat is a fine example of how jackass former vice-president Dan Quayle will behave and sound like in about another two decades. So, here Pat says that Islam drives its believers to kill and maim and destroy. Oh, and he said it was demonic as well.
     This comment is one of the best examples of Christians and representatives of Christianity conveniently forgetting how their faith also drives believers to kill and maim and destroy. 

     Pat Robertson solidifies his place in the stupid bigot hall of fame by advising a Christian young man to leave his Muslim girlfriend as she is not likely to convert to Christianity. Pat, you sir are fucked in the head.

     Hummm...Pat seems to be struggling with the idea that men are not the only sex that watches porn.

     So, Dungeons and Dragons is a game that is demonic and destroys lives? You know Pat, considering the behaviors and dogmas of many in your brand of faith the very same thing could be said of Christianity. It too is demonic as it possesses many of its followers to intentionally act horribly. Not only that, but human history is very matter-of-fact in providing example after example of Christianity destroying lives.

     Haaahahahhaaa!!!!!! Pat has now completed his very own circle of stupidity. 









Thursday, May 16, 2013

The Pot and the Kettle

Kiss My Ass

     I write loads of screwy stuff when it comes to religion. While doing this I make regular and heavy use of foul language (shit, fuck, damn... etc), badger and pick at those representatives of religion (especially televangelists) who are nothing more than charlatans hiding in the tapestry of delusions in faith, and often take what is in the Holy Bible and purposely twist that shit until those who live by such scream or even threaten me. Whatever, right?

     If Christians don't like what I write I could care less. Every now and then some kind hearted Christian sends me a request to die saying I deserve nothing but death and damnation for not only the things I say but also for my re-write of the New Testament. I must say that re-writing that silly book (I called mine The Tenement Gospel) was quite cathartic and deliciously fun. I have each of the four gospels ending differently and each one is loaded with drug use, screwy behavior by Jesus and the disciples and more.

     Those who loudly tout that Jesus and the Bible and Christianity (or any other religion for that matter) are the answer to all of man's ill are blinded by the supposed power that they are constantly being told that their faith gives them. With this delusion of power many Christians feel the urge to inform the rest of the heathen world that they will burn in hell for various offenses, namely refusing to believe in God and the Bible. These people will harass and prod and poke anyone they feel stands in the way of their powerful God and their powerful religion.

    They do not realize they stand on a two way street, and contrary to their belief of heaven being at one end of the street and hell being at the other it is instead living in fear at one end and living free of the fetters of stupidity at the other. Many Christians and representatives of Christianity shred anything or anyone different from themselves but cannot take the same being done to them. The moment the tables are turned and an atheist or anyone else speaks out against Christianity and the Bible legions of believers jump on soap boxes and claim their rights are being abridged. Fuck that. If Christians and Christianity as a whole cannot take what they dish then they best shut the fuck up.

     Maybe some people would rather tune out Christianity and its slaves and leave it at that. I think that is perfectly okay. But then you have people like me who get so goddamn irritated at the self-righteous judgments that we just have to say something...and we usually don't hold back. I know I don't. 

     The Christians say that their right to practice freedom of religion is being imposed upon. Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? Christianity is what imposes on MY rights and MY right to NOT choose a religion or hateful God if I so choose. I have a freedom FROM religion just as they have a freedom TO religion.

     Christians continue to misinterpret the freedom of religion for the right to subdue other facets of society and culture with prejudiced religious practices that have no place in a free society. By saying that I mean that it is perfectly fine for them to practice the religion of their little deluded Bible, but not fine to apply such bullshit to the people and society around them who do not wish to participate.

     I am tired of listening to the absurd interpretations of the Holy Bible and the supposed claims of who God would and would not love according to what or how or who an individual loves, how everything happening in the world is a sign of the End Times, how this person or that person is sure to be the Anti-Christ. I am tired of their shit, so you know what? I am dishing out to them a little of what they dish out to those who have no desire to be led by the spiritual nose.

     The Bible and Christianity is rife with stupid stories and claims and assertions that make no fucking sense, and when you point that out it is always chalked up to the 'mysterious ways' of God. Whatever. If Christianity and its participants want to dish out their poisonous spiritual wares on mankind, fine. I will tell them now if they don't already know...I am going to dish that shit right back at them as fast as I can in SPADES. 

     You don't like what I write about God and Jesus? Kiss my ass. You don't like my assertion that the Bible is a fucking fairy tale? Kiss my ass. You don't like the lunatic re-write of the New Testament called 'The Tenement Gospel?' Kiss my ass. You don't like atheists or anyone else standing up and shouting to the world that Christianity and religion in general is the greatest disease man has ever known? Kiss my ass.

     On behalf of all the atheists and others who refuse to be devoured by the hate and ludicrous nature of the Holy Bible and all religions spawned from such and all religions that are similar...kiss our asses.

     If you want to dish out what your pansy religion says to dish out on everyone else NOW would be a good time to realize you too are on a receiving end.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Holy Imbeciles and God-Men

Are these Videos Examples of God's Twisted Sense of Humor?


     So, God has this wonderful message of LOVE and MERCY and HOPE and PEACE and FORGIVENESS and SALVATION and THESE ARE THE PEOPLE that have been chosen to convey this divine message?

The absolute BEST money racket ever. Move over MOB cause you've got nothing on Jesus and His disciples. Listen to some of these fringe benefits and you will see why some pick a life with Jesus.

Who can ever forget this? See, Jesus DOES love the ladies of the night. Oh, and Jimmy, let's not go with the false I-am-sooo-sorry-and-Jesus-will-forgive-me bullshit. It simply is not your style.

Mend this collar bone? Bones...GO TOGETHER?! WTH? And here I thought Jesus meant something a bit different when He said He could heal a person of anything at all. And what it that stupid version of tongues that this turd is trying real hard to pass off as heavenly babble?

Look how this douche bag lives. He didn't fall very far, did he? Halelujah! Glory to Jimmy's God...MONEY! Oh, and Jimmy, work on your sales pitch for the CDs and I'll bet you sell a bit more.

This guy is a SUPREME ASSHOLE and he seems to roll in the glory of such. Why didn't that lady on the show bitch-slap the old coot and give him what for just for the stupid shit he loves to let fly?

Peter Popoff reminds me of one of those late-night vacuum salesmen that you can see on television at about three in the morning. Listen to what he says...he'll never be broke another day in his life. That is true, but not for the reasons he wants you to believe. The bastard lives off of the dough the faithfull lambs of the world send him. Then this pulpit bitch was sent packing when his scam was caught, but now is back. Damn.

This is simply hilarious. A NUN stealing beer and Four Loko. Wow. WOW.

Another loser posing as a healer when he is simply a lying sinner. Praise Jesus.

This guy is smoking some goooood ganja. Thank ya' Geezuz.

Assholes like this deserve each other. Listen to the creepyness of their little professions of love. A challenge in their marriage? Bitch, the guy was screwing another woman!

Doing laundry in the love of God? What are you smoking?! The thing that is a word that is a thing coming from the word that releases the thing. WHAT? Drinking Draino and living under power lines.

This man is so afraid of homosexuality and lesbianism he makes up some ridiculous shit as proof of his claims. Then he 'amens' himself and asks how dumb can you get. Apparently for him...pretty damn dumb.

The next five or ten minutes? So many proponents of the Jesus bug just love to spout how the mighty divine of the universe COULD be back ANY SECOND. Ooh. Scary.

Stupid blonde asks man of God questions and he imparts wisdom. Oriental armies marching across a highway? What?

Another man of God who should never have been put in a position of power is in trouble. Loser.

There is a reason this guy's name is 'Dollar.' Mr. Dollar, you cannot take credit for a character you do not have. Another loser and another liar.

HaahahHHH!!! Hahah!! HAHAHAH!!! GOOD stuff, that Wild Turkey!

Somebody shout "DOUCHEBAG!"

Wow. WOW. Your God is SOOOOO powerful you have reason to fear fucking yoga? That is what you get for your steadfast belief in the all powerful? Eff off, you turd bucket.

Pure creepyness. Seriously. For them to be acting like drunks...bitch, they WERE drunk! Pass that communion wine around for everyone to get another sip of the blood of Christ.