Servants of Satan: Part Two

OoooooooOOO!! More evil minions of Satan!

That is right, folks. The big and dangerous evil deity known the world over as Satan is utilizing the mega rich of the world to take over the world. Never mind that a much better plan would be to use the rest of the world (billions upon billions of people) to take over. There would definitely be power in those kinds of numbers, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCgC9O47uRk

Yikes. Satan is in on the papacy as well? Damn it. He just cannot seem to keep his grubby little hooves out of anything, can he? Geeze, you would think the guy who created him, this God fellow, could do just a little bit more to control him instead of simply saying, "It is all part of my master plan," and letting it continue and allowing people to be persistently fucked over by these many agents of Satan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DBuI_tAFJA

Holy shit! This is hilarious!!! Some immensely retarded person thinks this is some kind of evil spiritual battle? DUDE!!! There is help available...SEEK IT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQbhNz23vLY

Holy poop! This guy is asserting that the apostle Paul was an agent of Satan! How is that for religious delusion, right? Sure, why not use one of the faith's founders and lead contributor's to lasting dogma as an outlet for the fear that runs rampant in a faith that is supposed to be all about love?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jVBoPCnQ7c

Hahaaaha!!! Kanye West is evil and an agent of Satan? Say what? Haah!! You fucking losers. And you wonder why people laugh at you and your retarded claims. Maybe if you tried a little harder to sound at least a little more credible?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sezg6_H1C4o

Sooo...Miley Cyrus is in on the evil? Please. Please. Miley Cyrus is nothing more than a tramp and a trollop who is hellbent on grabbing as much attention as possible from anyone with her stupid behavior and scripted drama. Do you really think Satan would use someone so ever-loving retarded and ridiculous and irritating? Seriously. The only thing worse than Miley is her daddy's hairdo from that stupid video for that abominable Achey-Breaky Heart song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1B4QH4f5l0

Of course you knew someone would accuse Joyce Meyers of being in league with el diablo, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNdeixX6drg&list=PLC7B5001A1676FE30

That's right...accusing Joel Osteen of being a paganist whatever is going to help you spread the love of Jesus, right? Oh-oh, SOMEBODY sounds a little jealous of Osteen and seems to find solace in accusing Osteen of interesting things. Seems to me like Osteen is at least spreading more happiness and love from his pulpit WHETHER OR NOT YOU AGREE WITH HIM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDuDN2FtrIo&list=PLC7B5001A1676FE30&index=2

I am not a fan of Joyce Meyers, but I have serious doubts as to whether or not her mega-spending has jack shit to do with her being a false prophet, evil agent of Satan, right? The people following her are stupid enough to give her their goddamn money, so...fuck 'em and their stupid complaints. Maybe it is a case of false believers much more than a case of false preacher? Who knows, right? The religiously deluded would never wish to admit such.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko5zkkZ0GmQ&list=PLC7B5001A1676FE30&index=15

Hummm...more religious mug shots of those who are supposedly preaching the gospel of Jesus on behalf of Satan. Yep. I know how that sounds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl_NJ_RQY80&list=PLAA73DF51C360C463&index=16

There must be a lot of people out there who are jealous of Oprah since there is no shortage of people who claim this woman is a representative of Satan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJahV_AJqUU

Sooo...that ditz of all ditz, Nikki what's-her-ugly-mug, is a witch for Satan who killed Whitney Houston as some kind of sacrifice? You people are fucked in the head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-setoH6PZG0

Who cares. WHO CARES. There are plenty of people who would pay to stand in line to accuse someone of being an agent of Satan. These folks are no damn different. Who cares what Lady Gaga does or looks like or what crazy-ass pictures she takes/makes? You people know goddamn well it is entertainment but are SOOOOO eager to use it to try to prove your goddamn stupid claims. Losers.

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Servants of Satan: Part One

These are servants of Satan?

Apparently there are a lot of people out there in the world who think there are many, many servants of Satan lurking around every religious corner, just waiting with fangs dripping evil intentions and quivering with the desire to utterly devour every Christian they come across. Whatever, man. Check out these folks who have been labeled as servants of Satan.

Okay, sooo...I don't like this John Hagee guy either. I think he is a pompous idiot prone to delusional religious outbursts. BUT...a servant of Satan? Seriously? And what is this poo-poo about all of the numbers he mentioned equaling eleven? WTF? Then the narrator of this film says that Hagee participates in Satanic ritual. Hah! You are crazy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I8zKGug8uk

Oh, look! Preachers preaching against preachers. Playing a deluded game of point and accuse of being the devil or being in league with the devil. What do you think Jesus would say about this? Plus...this guy is extremely generous and liberal with his interpretations of what Hagee has said. Lovely. And he keeps saying he has proof this and proof that. Well, then show this proof. Don't just talk about it. And when you are done tearing each other apart maybe you will go and remember what the hell message it is that you are supposed to be preaching to people...and it isn't to preach against another preacher, you twat. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_2corouDU4

Why do these people care about the supposed all-seeing eye of Satan? Don't they remember that the God of the Holy Bible is supposed to be all-powerful, so who gives a shit what this Satan fellow can see and what the hell he does with whatever it is he sees? You people swear to have so much power from this mega-one and only God but you are afraid of so much. You have serious issues.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-XT63itQBg

What do we have here but well known people showing the hand signs of Satan. Really? Really? Of course there would be some person out there who would make a video about the perils of Satan and who would use the freaking music from the Halloween movies for added effect. I bet they thought they were being fairly original in their approach, too. Be sure to read the part in this video where Helen Keller is theorized to have invented the 'I-love-you' sign language symbol to resemble the symbol for Satan. SOOOOOOOO goddamn stupid it makes me want to scream.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIon0yoBt6M

This is great! These preachers are all douchebags. I like the opening sequence where Benny Hinn, of all people, makes the comment that you will know who people are by the fruits of their labors and by their character and way of life. Good stuff! Preachers preaching for money and not Jesus. Wonderful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV6m8tcC1_8

Wow! Good thing we have these videos to show us all who the servants of Satan are, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KAJ6LBQWQU

Oh, yes! HERE are the servants of Satan, right? The preachers who convince their precious little sheep to empty their wallets in order to please Jesus are some of the slimiest fucktards to walk this planet. Total losers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCS0YHm_58c

Here are Satan's alleged minions Paula and Randy White. Sooo...are these Jesus-preaching servants of Satan ALL blessed with the silvery-slick tongues that have the amazing ability to bilk people out of so much money?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1BqJhy-SfM

Dude, all of these famous preachers worship Satan? Who do you then trust to give you the supposed word of God as it was meant to be preached? How do you know whether or not the people telling you that these preachers are worshiping Satan are not the ones who actually worship Satan? What of they ALL worship Satan? Wait...if Satan is not real (and I more than just suspect he is not) who the fuck are these people worshiping?

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Holy Imbeciles and God-Men

Are these Videos Examples of God's Twisted Sense of Humor?

     So, God has this wonderful message of LOVE and MERCY and HOPE and PEACE and FORGIVENESS and SALVATION and THESE ARE THE PEOPLE that have been chosen to convey this divine message?

The absolute BEST money racket ever. Move over MOB cause you've got nothing on Jesus and His disciples. Listen to some of these fringe benefits and you will see why some pick a life with Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_TBGRKDPEk

Who can ever forget this? See, Jesus DOES love the ladies of the night. Oh, and Jimmy, let's not go with the false I-am-sooo-sorry-and-Jesus-will-forgive-me bullshit. It simply is not your style.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY83xQLUQLg

Mend this collar bone? Bones...GO TOGETHER?! WTH? And here I thought Jesus meant something a bit different when He said He could heal a person of anything at all. And what it that stupid version of tongues that this turd is trying real hard to pass off as heavenly babble?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fXjZpPMmaQ

Look how this douche bag lives. He didn't fall very far, did he? Halelujah! Glory to Jimmy's God...MONEY! Oh, and Jimmy, work on your sales pitch for the CDs and I'll bet you sell a bit more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXrJxM5ivhU

This guy is a SUPREME ASSHOLE and he seems to roll in the glory of such. Why didn't that lady on the show bitch-slap the old coot and give him what for just for the stupid shit he loves to let fly?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXQx2WSV3N4

Peter Popoff reminds me of one of those late-night vacuum salesmen that you can see on television at about three in the morning. Listen to what he says...he'll never be broke another day in his life. That is true, but not for the reasons he wants you to believe. The bastard lives off of the dough the faithfull lambs of the world send him. Then this pulpit bitch was sent packing when his scam was caught, but now is back. Damn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx2XayDbBfo

This is simply hilarious. A NUN stealing beer and Four Loko. Wow. WOW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvzsymDzth8&playnext=1&list=PLMbbRNkw6Rqq7JtKVRT1zMQ77JvPmYN1f

Another loser posing as a healer when he is simply a lying sinner. Praise Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xMKBV3idL4

This guy is smoking some goooood ganja. Thank ya' Geezuz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trw1rZr-9zE

Assholes like this deserve each other. Listen to the creepyness of their little professions of love. A challenge in their marriage? Bitch, the guy was screwing another woman!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPU2D0wU5Iw

Doing laundry in the love of God? What are you smoking?! The thing that is a word that is a thing coming from the word that releases the thing. WHAT? Drinking Draino and living under power lines.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7e9vnwTjJA

This man is so afraid of homosexuality and lesbianism he makes up some ridiculous shit as proof of his claims. Then he 'amens' himself and asks how dumb can you get. Apparently for him...pretty damn dumb.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r2wEya-2M0

The next five or ten minutes? So many proponents of the Jesus bug just love to spout how the mighty divine of the universe COULD be back ANY SECOND. Ooh. Scary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0LwmlkAV80

Stupid blonde asks man of God questions and he imparts wisdom. Oriental armies marching across a highway? What?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2NPgQ1Kjvc

Another man of God who should never have been put in a position of power is in trouble. Loser.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjlqEXCwoOk

There is a reason this guy's name is 'Dollar.' Mr. Dollar, you cannot take credit for a character you do not have. Another loser and another liar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCS0YHm_58c

HaahahHHH!!! Hahah!! HAHAHAH!!! GOOD stuff, that Wild Turkey!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CthxEseJkrw

Somebody shout "DOUCHEBAG!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b5m824hwJk

Wow. WOW. Your God is SOOOOO powerful you have reason to fear fucking yoga? That is what you get for your steadfast belief in the all powerful? Eff off, you turd bucket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhcoBLdM8CQ

Pure creepyness. Seriously. For them to be acting like drunks...bitch, they WERE drunk! Pass that communion wine around for everyone to get another sip of the blood of Christ.

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