Servants of Satan: Part Two

OoooooooOOO!! More evil minions of Satan!

That is right, folks. The big and dangerous evil deity known the world over as Satan is utilizing the mega rich of the world to take over the world. Never mind that a much better plan would be to use the rest of the world (billions upon billions of people) to take over. There would definitely be power in those kinds of numbers, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCgC9O47uRk

Yikes. Satan is in on the papacy as well? Damn it. He just cannot seem to keep his grubby little hooves out of anything, can he? Geeze, you would think the guy who created him, this God fellow, could do just a little bit more to control him instead of simply saying, "It is all part of my master plan," and letting it continue and allowing people to be persistently fucked over by these many agents of Satan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DBuI_tAFJA

Holy shit! This is hilarious!!! Some immensely retarded person thinks this is some kind of evil spiritual battle? DUDE!!! There is help available...SEEK IT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQbhNz23vLY

Holy poop! This guy is asserting that the apostle Paul was an agent of Satan! How is that for religious delusion, right? Sure, why not use one of the faith's founders and lead contributor's to lasting dogma as an outlet for the fear that runs rampant in a faith that is supposed to be all about love?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jVBoPCnQ7c

Hahaaaha!!! Kanye West is evil and an agent of Satan? Say what? Haah!! You fucking losers. And you wonder why people laugh at you and your retarded claims. Maybe if you tried a little harder to sound at least a little more credible?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sezg6_H1C4o

Sooo...Miley Cyrus is in on the evil? Please. Please. Miley Cyrus is nothing more than a tramp and a trollop who is hellbent on grabbing as much attention as possible from anyone with her stupid behavior and scripted drama. Do you really think Satan would use someone so ever-loving retarded and ridiculous and irritating? Seriously. The only thing worse than Miley is her daddy's hairdo from that stupid video for that abominable Achey-Breaky Heart song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1B4QH4f5l0

Of course you knew someone would accuse Joyce Meyers of being in league with el diablo, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNdeixX6drg&list=PLC7B5001A1676FE30

That's right...accusing Joel Osteen of being a paganist whatever is going to help you spread the love of Jesus, right? Oh-oh, SOMEBODY sounds a little jealous of Osteen and seems to find solace in accusing Osteen of interesting things. Seems to me like Osteen is at least spreading more happiness and love from his pulpit WHETHER OR NOT YOU AGREE WITH HIM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDuDN2FtrIo&list=PLC7B5001A1676FE30&index=2

I am not a fan of Joyce Meyers, but I have serious doubts as to whether or not her mega-spending has jack shit to do with her being a false prophet, evil agent of Satan, right? The people following her are stupid enough to give her their goddamn money, so...fuck 'em and their stupid complaints. Maybe it is a case of false believers much more than a case of false preacher? Who knows, right? The religiously deluded would never wish to admit such.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko5zkkZ0GmQ&list=PLC7B5001A1676FE30&index=15

Hummm...more religious mug shots of those who are supposedly preaching the gospel of Jesus on behalf of Satan. Yep. I know how that sounds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl_NJ_RQY80&list=PLAA73DF51C360C463&index=16

There must be a lot of people out there who are jealous of Oprah since there is no shortage of people who claim this woman is a representative of Satan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJahV_AJqUU

Sooo...that ditz of all ditz, Nikki what's-her-ugly-mug, is a witch for Satan who killed Whitney Houston as some kind of sacrifice? You people are fucked in the head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-setoH6PZG0

Who cares. WHO CARES. There are plenty of people who would pay to stand in line to accuse someone of being an agent of Satan. These folks are no damn different. Who cares what Lady Gaga does or looks like or what crazy-ass pictures she takes/makes? You people know goddamn well it is entertainment but are SOOOOO eager to use it to try to prove your goddamn stupid claims. Losers.

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Servants of Satan: Part One

These are servants of Satan?

Apparently there are a lot of people out there in the world who think there are many, many servants of Satan lurking around every religious corner, just waiting with fangs dripping evil intentions and quivering with the desire to utterly devour every Christian they come across. Whatever, man. Check out these folks who have been labeled as servants of Satan.

Okay, sooo...I don't like this John Hagee guy either. I think he is a pompous idiot prone to delusional religious outbursts. BUT...a servant of Satan? Seriously? And what is this poo-poo about all of the numbers he mentioned equaling eleven? WTF? Then the narrator of this film says that Hagee participates in Satanic ritual. Hah! You are crazy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I8zKGug8uk

Oh, look! Preachers preaching against preachers. Playing a deluded game of point and accuse of being the devil or being in league with the devil. What do you think Jesus would say about this? Plus...this guy is extremely generous and liberal with his interpretations of what Hagee has said. Lovely. And he keeps saying he has proof this and proof that. Well, then show this proof. Don't just talk about it. And when you are done tearing each other apart maybe you will go and remember what the hell message it is that you are supposed to be preaching to people...and it isn't to preach against another preacher, you twat. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_2corouDU4

Why do these people care about the supposed all-seeing eye of Satan? Don't they remember that the God of the Holy Bible is supposed to be all-powerful, so who gives a shit what this Satan fellow can see and what the hell he does with whatever it is he sees? You people swear to have so much power from this mega-one and only God but you are afraid of so much. You have serious issues.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-XT63itQBg

What do we have here but well known people showing the hand signs of Satan. Really? Really? Of course there would be some person out there who would make a video about the perils of Satan and who would use the freaking music from the Halloween movies for added effect. I bet they thought they were being fairly original in their approach, too. Be sure to read the part in this video where Helen Keller is theorized to have invented the 'I-love-you' sign language symbol to resemble the symbol for Satan. SOOOOOOOO goddamn stupid it makes me want to scream.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIon0yoBt6M

This is great! These preachers are all douchebags. I like the opening sequence where Benny Hinn, of all people, makes the comment that you will know who people are by the fruits of their labors and by their character and way of life. Good stuff! Preachers preaching for money and not Jesus. Wonderful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV6m8tcC1_8

Wow! Good thing we have these videos to show us all who the servants of Satan are, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KAJ6LBQWQU

Oh, yes! HERE are the servants of Satan, right? The preachers who convince their precious little sheep to empty their wallets in order to please Jesus are some of the slimiest fucktards to walk this planet. Total losers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCS0YHm_58c

Here are Satan's alleged minions Paula and Randy White. Sooo...are these Jesus-preaching servants of Satan ALL blessed with the silvery-slick tongues that have the amazing ability to bilk people out of so much money?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1BqJhy-SfM

Dude, all of these famous preachers worship Satan? Who do you then trust to give you the supposed word of God as it was meant to be preached? How do you know whether or not the people telling you that these preachers are worshiping Satan are not the ones who actually worship Satan? What of they ALL worship Satan? Wait...if Satan is not real (and I more than just suspect he is not) who the fuck are these people worshiping?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbe6113jrb8

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Afraid of Satan's Power

Why are some Christian people seriously afraid of this stuff?

Look, if you truly love God and consider yourself one of His children why would you ever worry about any of these things? Don't you read your Bible? You have the mightiest God EVER, right? So why in the heck do some believers worry about this crazy mofo, Satan? He can't hurt you if the God you follow is the most powerful.

But it is almost as if some people really need this fantasy of Satan persistently trying to foil God and all believers in order for their own faith to survive. They need something tangible, even if it is entirely fucked and totally loopy, something to give their spiritual delusions some kind of weight. And with stories of how Satan is lurking behind every river bend, well, plenty of believers busy themselves trying to save the imaginary from the imaginary with the imaginary. Nice.

Now let us take a look at some of the poor lambs of this world who are for whatever reason engulfed by the Satan Delusion.

Do you suppose this fellow speaking in this video realizes he is using MOVIES as examples and proofs of his demonic/Satan bullshit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP2LyvQuQaE

Dude, you are totally high, aren't you? You should'a smoked the rest of that doobie before doing your delusional video. By the way, there have always been screwy things in the world. There has always been good and bad and everything in between. There is nothing new under the sun. Same old religious crap with the name of a different deity. Seriously. Go take a peek in a history book. Two thousand years ago there were plenty of people who sounded just as screwy as you do today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsh1qBCFIqs

Do you suppose the Middle Eastern music is supposed to lend some kind of emotional credibility to this ridiculous video? If you allow a doubt? Aren't your fears about Satan doubts? And why in the fuckey-doo would it matter if you doubted anyway when God is supposed to know you are a freaking human being and supposedly all humans fall short of the glory of God (Sooo...aren't you kinda fucked from the very beginning?) and it is Jesus who is supposed to take care of all of that for ya?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuVLIA7NJLc&list=PLA551DFA389E988CD

What is this horseshit? You know, if any other religious group tried to do what these fuck-tards are doing they would be labeled as Satanists, right? This is so goddamn stupid. Showing up at mortuaries to try to raise the dead? Seriously, get a group of Wiccans to try to do that and the Christian community will explode with charges of Satanism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPTjKr0KriM&list=PL94C5010B5A4294A1

That's right. Satan is also responsible for depression and emotional/mental disturbances. How do we know this? Because it is Satan's plan and goal to do everything he can to keep people from God. Sooo...this supernatural being, Satan, so desperately wants to keep people from God that instead of simply blowing up the world he chooses to...afflict people with depression? Losers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34a1lokz6i8


Sooo...if what this video relays is true why are people so friggin worried about Satan? Would his offering of fake power prove him a fraud and thus not worthy of the time given to fuss over him?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CkdqCD_f2s


It is ALL FAKE. ALL. What does it matter what symbol you use when the deity you speak of is not goddamn real? There is no Satan purposely trying to muddle religions of great faith with pagan symbols.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAsI8L1IO80


Riiiiggghhhtt. ENTIRE nations have been fooled by Satan in an effort to get people to turn away from God? Are you feeling alright? Listen to what you are saying. You are saying these Satan-influenced people have no power but that YOU have power. Sooo...your beliefs and religion and whatever are fine and real and true...but cannot stop what is false? Tell me again how this works, but this time make sense and do not use any of the magical crap stories you like to use.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSl6fcjbHg


Satan is not a musician. In fact, he isn't real. You people SEEK OUT things to demonize and turn into some kind of threat. Why? Is trying to prove your non-existent divine pal THAT important that you have to seek out the joys of others and do everything you can to inject cynicism and supposed evilness? You are fucked in the head. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QYNAEm3q30


HAHAHAAAAHAAA!!!!!!!! Who made up this version of Satan? Hilarious! You people are afraid of myths and fairy tales, you ninnies!! The weather is the friggin' weather.  A storm is a storm and has nothing to do with God or Satan or any other gods. So a guy gave a religious speech...big goddamn deal. People give them all the time. You don't really think that validates religion do you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O00-1wJsn4


Sooo...now Satan is into television production in an effort to take people away from God? Family Guy is Satanic? Hah!! The only thing that is mind blowing here is your level of delusion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSSZn9SxMrQ


This is really interesting. Christianity is the Satanic influence and not what Christianity is claiming to be Satanic. Interesting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUDDSGHvi6E


That's right. Be careful how you stretch, rest, and exercise. Satan will use these things against you too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKwEkXcmEUQ


This guy says this is very spooky stuff. What fucking ever, man. Satan is out to get you according to this guy, and Satan has apparently infiltrated the Catholic Church.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbhvD5zelQ4


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