Servants of Satan: Part One

These are servants of Satan?

Apparently there are a lot of people out there in the world who think there are many, many servants of Satan lurking around every religious corner, just waiting with fangs dripping evil intentions and quivering with the desire to utterly devour every Christian they come across. Whatever, man. Check out these folks who have been labeled as servants of Satan.

Okay, sooo...I don't like this John Hagee guy either. I think he is a pompous idiot prone to delusional religious outbursts. BUT...a servant of Satan? Seriously? And what is this poo-poo about all of the numbers he mentioned equaling eleven? WTF? Then the narrator of this film says that Hagee participates in Satanic ritual. Hah! You are crazy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I8zKGug8uk

Oh, look! Preachers preaching against preachers. Playing a deluded game of point and accuse of being the devil or being in league with the devil. What do you think Jesus would say about this? Plus...this guy is extremely generous and liberal with his interpretations of what Hagee has said. Lovely. And he keeps saying he has proof this and proof that. Well, then show this proof. Don't just talk about it. And when you are done tearing each other apart maybe you will go and remember what the hell message it is that you are supposed to be preaching to people...and it isn't to preach against another preacher, you twat. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_2corouDU4

Why do these people care about the supposed all-seeing eye of Satan? Don't they remember that the God of the Holy Bible is supposed to be all-powerful, so who gives a shit what this Satan fellow can see and what the hell he does with whatever it is he sees? You people swear to have so much power from this mega-one and only God but you are afraid of so much. You have serious issues.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-XT63itQBg

What do we have here but well known people showing the hand signs of Satan. Really? Really? Of course there would be some person out there who would make a video about the perils of Satan and who would use the freaking music from the Halloween movies for added effect. I bet they thought they were being fairly original in their approach, too. Be sure to read the part in this video where Helen Keller is theorized to have invented the 'I-love-you' sign language symbol to resemble the symbol for Satan. SOOOOOOOO goddamn stupid it makes me want to scream.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIon0yoBt6M

This is great! These preachers are all douchebags. I like the opening sequence where Benny Hinn, of all people, makes the comment that you will know who people are by the fruits of their labors and by their character and way of life. Good stuff! Preachers preaching for money and not Jesus. Wonderful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV6m8tcC1_8

Wow! Good thing we have these videos to show us all who the servants of Satan are, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KAJ6LBQWQU

Oh, yes! HERE are the servants of Satan, right? The preachers who convince their precious little sheep to empty their wallets in order to please Jesus are some of the slimiest fucktards to walk this planet. Total losers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCS0YHm_58c

Here are Satan's alleged minions Paula and Randy White. Sooo...are these Jesus-preaching servants of Satan ALL blessed with the silvery-slick tongues that have the amazing ability to bilk people out of so much money?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1BqJhy-SfM

Dude, all of these famous preachers worship Satan? Who do you then trust to give you the supposed word of God as it was meant to be preached? How do you know whether or not the people telling you that these preachers are worshiping Satan are not the ones who actually worship Satan? What of they ALL worship Satan? Wait...if Satan is not real (and I more than just suspect he is not) who the fuck are these people worshiping?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbe6113jrb8

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Afraid of Satan's Power

Why are some Christian people seriously afraid of this stuff?

Look, if you truly love God and consider yourself one of His children why would you ever worry about any of these things? Don't you read your Bible? You have the mightiest God EVER, right? So why in the heck do some believers worry about this crazy mofo, Satan? He can't hurt you if the God you follow is the most powerful.

But it is almost as if some people really need this fantasy of Satan persistently trying to foil God and all believers in order for their own faith to survive. They need something tangible, even if it is entirely fucked and totally loopy, something to give their spiritual delusions some kind of weight. And with stories of how Satan is lurking behind every river bend, well, plenty of believers busy themselves trying to save the imaginary from the imaginary with the imaginary. Nice.

Now let us take a look at some of the poor lambs of this world who are for whatever reason engulfed by the Satan Delusion.

Do you suppose this fellow speaking in this video realizes he is using MOVIES as examples and proofs of his demonic/Satan bullshit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP2LyvQuQaE

Dude, you are totally high, aren't you? You should'a smoked the rest of that doobie before doing your delusional video. By the way, there have always been screwy things in the world. There has always been good and bad and everything in between. There is nothing new under the sun. Same old religious crap with the name of a different deity. Seriously. Go take a peek in a history book. Two thousand years ago there were plenty of people who sounded just as screwy as you do today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsh1qBCFIqs

Do you suppose the Middle Eastern music is supposed to lend some kind of emotional credibility to this ridiculous video? If you allow a doubt? Aren't your fears about Satan doubts? And why in the fuckey-doo would it matter if you doubted anyway when God is supposed to know you are a freaking human being and supposedly all humans fall short of the glory of God (Sooo...aren't you kinda fucked from the very beginning?) and it is Jesus who is supposed to take care of all of that for ya?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuVLIA7NJLc&list=PLA551DFA389E988CD

What is this horseshit? You know, if any other religious group tried to do what these fuck-tards are doing they would be labeled as Satanists, right? This is so goddamn stupid. Showing up at mortuaries to try to raise the dead? Seriously, get a group of Wiccans to try to do that and the Christian community will explode with charges of Satanism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPTjKr0KriM&list=PL94C5010B5A4294A1

That's right. Satan is also responsible for depression and emotional/mental disturbances. How do we know this? Because it is Satan's plan and goal to do everything he can to keep people from God. Sooo...this supernatural being, Satan, so desperately wants to keep people from God that instead of simply blowing up the world he chooses to...afflict people with depression? Losers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34a1lokz6i8


Sooo...if what this video relays is true why are people so friggin worried about Satan? Would his offering of fake power prove him a fraud and thus not worthy of the time given to fuss over him?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CkdqCD_f2s


It is ALL FAKE. ALL. What does it matter what symbol you use when the deity you speak of is not goddamn real? There is no Satan purposely trying to muddle religions of great faith with pagan symbols.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAsI8L1IO80


Riiiiggghhhtt. ENTIRE nations have been fooled by Satan in an effort to get people to turn away from God? Are you feeling alright? Listen to what you are saying. You are saying these Satan-influenced people have no power but that YOU have power. Sooo...your beliefs and religion and whatever are fine and real and true...but cannot stop what is false? Tell me again how this works, but this time make sense and do not use any of the magical crap stories you like to use.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSl6fcjbHg


Satan is not a musician. In fact, he isn't real. You people SEEK OUT things to demonize and turn into some kind of threat. Why? Is trying to prove your non-existent divine pal THAT important that you have to seek out the joys of others and do everything you can to inject cynicism and supposed evilness? You are fucked in the head. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QYNAEm3q30


HAHAHAAAAHAAA!!!!!!!! Who made up this version of Satan? Hilarious! You people are afraid of myths and fairy tales, you ninnies!! The weather is the friggin' weather.  A storm is a storm and has nothing to do with God or Satan or any other gods. So a guy gave a religious speech...big goddamn deal. People give them all the time. You don't really think that validates religion do you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O00-1wJsn4


Sooo...now Satan is into television production in an effort to take people away from God? Family Guy is Satanic? Hah!! The only thing that is mind blowing here is your level of delusion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSSZn9SxMrQ


This is really interesting. Christianity is the Satanic influence and not what Christianity is claiming to be Satanic. Interesting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUDDSGHvi6E


That's right. Be careful how you stretch, rest, and exercise. Satan will use these things against you too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKwEkXcmEUQ


This guy says this is very spooky stuff. What fucking ever, man. Satan is out to get you according to this guy, and Satan has apparently infiltrated the Catholic Church.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbhvD5zelQ4


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Who is missing what?

Have you ever heard of the God of the Gaps Theory? Doesn't the very name of this theory make you want to find out more, to find out why any person would put the words 'God' and 'gap' together in an attempt to explain anything? I mean, if God Himself is supposed to be Mr. Everything, then why in the world would there be any gaps whatsoever? If you know God you would know all the whys, correct? You would not be left standing with a big bag of I-still-don't-know-the-answers-to-my-questions.

How so many people came to believe that saying that "God did it" is any kind of answer is truly an enigma. Such an answer offers zero closure, zero reasoning, zero foundation for any kind of straight thinking or study. Yet this big accumulation of 'zero' thinking is somehow gathered together in a giant mass and regularly thrown at Atheists or anyone else who does not believe as many Christians do.

Where is the wisdom in taking something you do not understand and assigning it to something of which you have an even greater lack of understanding?  How is this done? How does this work out? Explain this, Christians, because I want to know how this works. If you do not understand how the universe began and at the same time say, "But I know that God did it. He can do anything," don't you see the folly of what you are saying? Don't you see you still have no goddamn answers to anything, no more understanding than the last person?

Ask a Christian who claims to know God about God. Ask them where God came from? How did God create the stars? How did  God come to create DNA and all the related genetics subjects/issues? How did God create the human eye, the human brain, the genome, or any other miracle of life for that matter in ANY species? How did God do these things? 

They don't know how God did anything, do they? In fact, they don't even know if God is REALLY there because they have not seen Him or heard Him or anything else. EVER. What they have done is gathered together a bunch of information on things they do not understand (like how all of the species on the earth came to be) and things that are so marvelous people are constantly trying to understand (like the human genome), and they take this lack of understanding of how these things came to be and why, this massive lack of information, and deduce that it is proof for this super invisible being God, that it must be proof of God's handiwork (or at least the calling card of God).

How does this kind of thinking get you any closer to the truth of anything? What have Creationists proved by taking God (of Whom they have ZERO proof) and using this imaginary proof to disprove anything that science has either already proven or is currently trying to prove/study? How do you justifiably use something without substance to try to explain something you do not understand?

Who knows why people claim these things? Maybe it is a fear of finding out what really did happen, how everything really did come to be (doesn't science already provide much of that?). Regardless of what the answers/answers to that are let us take a peek at some of the stuff that is attributed to this God of the Gaps, and also look at some of the objections to such claims.

This guy says that the Atheist objection to the God of the Gaps theory does not follow since it does not follow that just because we do not know how it happened that does not mean that God didn't do it. Seriously?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irci3GGlrfA

This gentleman is trying hard to nominate the God of the Gaps theory for the truth but it is not going to work. Look...God Himself is unexplained. You cannot use the unexplained to explain the misunderstood or the unknown. That just does not compute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-nzLpyJJHM

Perhaps the need for God is the need for an explanation, right? Sooo...what happens as more and more is explained? Does God become the incredible shrinking divine being?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYFFqVIngXU

That is right, whenever something about God doesn't work out it must have been a misinterpretation. I suppose some religious folk feel pretty safe in that argument.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNm9vXVRd8M

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJsQre_Q-_w

If God could be proved...IF God could be proved. Geeze, that says a lot, doesn't it? Look at the God of the Gaps argument a think about how you prove God did anything if you cannot even prove God. Really and truly think about that. And DON'T give the faith bullshit answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjQ5auD7OsU

This man asserts that the science we do understand is evidence of God. You are kidding me, right? Because the humans on this planet can study science that in and of itself is good proof for God? Are you daft? I do appreciate how this man does describe and explain his position, though. He is non-argumentative and simply presents what he think/believes without bashing Atheists. He explains many really interesting lines of thinking when it comes to this subject. Very well done. I still don't buy the God of the Gaps theory, but this guy did a really good job on this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np52hebADpw

Wow. Uhmmm...just...wow. Wow.

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