Friday, June 14, 2013

Religious Spoofs and Goofs

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These are GREAT!!

One of these days Benny Hinn is going to shove or push or poke or prod the wrong person and get his ass sued for all the tea in China. Until then, enjoy watching people falling to the floor as they believe (either for fake or for real) that Mr. Hinn is truly releasing the power of God upon them.

Good stuff! What is wrong with this guy? You know what else? This is a great example of how Christians are NOT persecuted in the United States because if they were (as so many of the religiously steeped claim) the government or some watchdog group or other would shut this thieving freak down for good. But, nooo. No one shuts down Benny Hinn or any of the other fake preachers because this is their religious freedom and the religious freedom of those who so gullibly follow these kinds of nuts.

Hah! Good times! Don't you just love how so many of the things that Christians complain about being evil in the world today are right there in their own Bible? Sex, rape, murder, mayhem...all there. Uhm-humm. Oh, and remember that God loves you.

HHaaahaaa!!! Lower gas prices, more space, less smog, free clothing and housing for the poor, more education, more money, social improvements...this is freaking great!!

Dear Lord...people just have to keep beating the Tim Tebow horse. Hopefully he does better with the Patriots than he did with the Jets and Broncos. I don't think there is any problem with him or anyone else being Christian...but I do think that commentators give it wayyy too much press. Who freaking cares? They act like football fans have never seen a religious quarterback before. And trying to make this young man some kind of martyr for the cause when it is NOT his faith that is suffering but his football playing abilities is seriously retarded. Come on, guys.

This woman makes some hilarious videos. She has some wonderful points to make and has quite the knack for making just about anybody laugh at the hypocrisy of Christianity. I like what she says about the ridiculous assertion that Christianity is being persecuted in the United States. I happen to think she is correct.

The argument this woman raises here in regards to a very common series of questions that many Christians pummel non-believers with (usually within the throes of trying to convert the non-believer) is spot on. I have been given this line of questioning many times since ditching religion. What if I am wrong? What if I have denied God and Jesus in error? Wouldn't I rather play it safe?

As the centuries since the establishment of Christianity continue to pass what hasn't passed in the least is the use of the threat of hell to convert people. One of the things I find so perplexing (not truly perplexing in the intellectual sense as there is ZERO intellectual value in destructive religion) as to why people cling to the ravings of the Bible is that people say that Armageddon and the Second Coming and all that will be the end of all time. Then they turn around and say non-believers will burn in hell forever. Isn't the term 'forever' indicative of the opposite of the end of all time? I mean, I'm just saying...

I like how this guy breaks everything down to a point-by-point, very easy to understand argument as to the absurdity of the supposedly FREE gift of salvation from Jesus and total forgiveness from God.

Don't you just love the game plan of some religious folks to prove that the Bible is TRUE by using...the Bible as the evidence?

God is one ginormous contradiction from just about every angle. If God and Jesus are not contradicting themselves they are contradicting each other.

This is truly one of the best arguments against Christianity I have ever heard. It is short and sweet, addresses some of the more glaring issues within Christianity in general, and it is quite witty. Outstanding.

Hhaaahaa!!! A pink unicorn...but you can't really tell if it is pink or if it is even a unicorn at all since you cannot see it. Awesome!

This video does an excellent job of showing that the supposed Almighty is nothing more than an incompetent, tantrum throwing, attention craving, pathological deity.

I get sick and tired of hearing the uber-religious prattle on and on of how 'finely tuned' the universe is, a special consideration for man by God. God made the entire universe for man? Is that why it took so goddamn long to get to the moon? You're telling me that the universe is so finely tuned ONLY for man that God made all of these voon-der-bar galaxies and stars and celestial bodies and satellites...knowing full well man could NEVER come to a point where he could actually travel to these distant places in the universe in order to enjoy them?

And don't give me the 'we-have-telescopes-and-space-rovers-to-take-pictures-of-these-places-so-we-can-enjoy-them' crap. That is not enjoying this entire universe God supposedly made specifically for man, never mind that these telescopes and rovers have not even really explored a smidge of the size of the universe. You would think that if this universe was indeed specifically created for man and man alone that God would have allowed for space exploration thousands of years ago. Why did God wait until the last fifty years to get man to the moon?

And since God created this big universe, and since God says He will destroy all those who do not believe in Him and worship Him, and since Jesus is supposedly on His way back real soon...well, think about all of the wasted effort and beauty for God to have created SO much and for man to have seen and experienced so little. Christians have zero argument for this. Your all-knowing God went through the effort of creating the entire universe when He KNEW WITHOUT A DOUBT that man would fuck up and never get to see and view and enjoy this entire universe God made special for man? Talk yourself out of that nonsense.


Ah, the good old-fashioned hypocrisy, back-tracking stupidity, stereotyping, and holier-than-thou nature of institutionalized religion. All hail God and His consistently sadistic tampering and torturing of the lives of human beings.

Hah! I love it. Just look at nature and be dazzled by the creative wonders of God. So, I guess that since science is not absolutely sure about somethings as far as where everything in the universes comes from, that automatically nominates the Bible and God's Creation as an acceptable alternative as to an explanation? You know, science looks and seeks for answers.

And when an answer is not clear and solid, science continues to seek reasons and truths and origins in an effort to learn more about ourselves and everything else around us. When an answer cannot be explained by Christianity what happens? Are theories and studies and all such related things initiated by the religious in an effort to find the truth? Nope. Those within the mental slavery of religion would rather not do the thinking work and take a shortcut by claiming God poofed everything into existence.

God has always favored evil. Why? How else is He supposed to get people to listen to Him and unceasingly worship Him? How else is He going to get any form of entertainment unless He creates situations where people fight and kill each other over...Him? So stupid. So fucking stupid.

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