Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Servants of Satan: Part Two

OoooooooOOO!! More evil minions of Satan!

That is right, folks. The big and dangerous evil deity known the world over as Satan is utilizing the mega rich of the world to take over the world. Never mind that a much better plan would be to use the rest of the world (billions upon billions of people) to take over. There would definitely be power in those kinds of numbers, right?

Yikes. Satan is in on the papacy as well? Damn it. He just cannot seem to keep his grubby little hooves out of anything, can he? Geeze, you would think the guy who created him, this God fellow, could do just a little bit more to control him instead of simply saying, "It is all part of my master plan," and letting it continue and allowing people to be persistently fucked over by these many agents of Satan.

Holy shit! This is hilarious!!! Some immensely retarded person thinks this is some kind of evil spiritual battle? DUDE!!! There is help available...SEEK IT.

Holy poop! This guy is asserting that the apostle Paul was an agent of Satan! How is that for religious delusion, right? Sure, why not use one of the faith's founders and lead contributor's to lasting dogma as an outlet for the fear that runs rampant in a faith that is supposed to be all about love?

Hahaaaha!!! Kanye West is evil and an agent of Satan? Say what? Haah!! You fucking losers. And you wonder why people laugh at you and your retarded claims. Maybe if you tried a little harder to sound at least a little more credible?

Sooo...Miley Cyrus is in on the evil? Please. Please. Miley Cyrus is nothing more than a tramp and a trollop who is hellbent on grabbing as much attention as possible from anyone with her stupid behavior and scripted drama. Do you really think Satan would use someone so ever-loving retarded and ridiculous and irritating? Seriously. The only thing worse than Miley is her daddy's hairdo from that stupid video for that abominable Achey-Breaky Heart song.

Of course you knew someone would accuse Joyce Meyers of being in league with el diablo, right?

That's right...accusing Joel Osteen of being a paganist whatever is going to help you spread the love of Jesus, right? Oh-oh, SOMEBODY sounds a little jealous of Osteen and seems to find solace in accusing Osteen of interesting things. Seems to me like Osteen is at least spreading more happiness and love from his pulpit WHETHER OR NOT YOU AGREE WITH HIM.

I am not a fan of Joyce Meyers, but I have serious doubts as to whether or not her mega-spending has jack shit to do with her being a false prophet, evil agent of Satan, right? The people following her are stupid enough to give her their goddamn money, so...fuck 'em and their stupid complaints. Maybe it is a case of false believers much more than a case of false preacher? Who knows, right? The religiously deluded would never wish to admit such.

Hummm...more religious mug shots of those who are supposedly preaching the gospel of Jesus on behalf of Satan. Yep. I know how that sounds.

There must be a lot of people out there who are jealous of Oprah since there is no shortage of people who claim this woman is a representative of Satan.

Sooo...that ditz of all ditz, Nikki what's-her-ugly-mug, is a witch for Satan who killed Whitney Houston as some kind of sacrifice? You people are fucked in the head.

Who cares. WHO CARES. There are plenty of people who would pay to stand in line to accuse someone of being an agent of Satan. These folks are no damn different. Who cares what Lady Gaga does or looks like or what crazy-ass pictures she takes/makes? You people know goddamn well it is entertainment but are SOOOOO eager to use it to try to prove your goddamn stupid claims. Losers.

Servants of Satan: Part One

These are servants of Satan?

Apparently there are a lot of people out there in the world who think there are many, many servants of Satan lurking around every religious corner, just waiting with fangs dripping evil intentions and quivering with the desire to utterly devour every Christian they come across. Whatever, man. Check out these folks who have been labeled as servants of Satan.

Okay, sooo...I don't like this John Hagee guy either. I think he is a pompous idiot prone to delusional religious outbursts. BUT...a servant of Satan? Seriously? And what is this poo-poo about all of the numbers he mentioned equaling eleven? WTF? Then the narrator of this film says that Hagee participates in Satanic ritual. Hah! You are crazy.

Oh, look! Preachers preaching against preachers. Playing a deluded game of point and accuse of being the devil or being in league with the devil. What do you think Jesus would say about this? Plus...this guy is extremely generous and liberal with his interpretations of what Hagee has said. Lovely. And he keeps saying he has proof this and proof that. Well, then show this proof. Don't just talk about it. And when you are done tearing each other apart maybe you will go and remember what the hell message it is that you are supposed to be preaching to people...and it isn't to preach against another preacher, you twat. 

Why do these people care about the supposed all-seeing eye of Satan? Don't they remember that the God of the Holy Bible is supposed to be all-powerful, so who gives a shit what this Satan fellow can see and what the hell he does with whatever it is he sees? You people swear to have so much power from this mega-one and only God but you are afraid of so much. You have serious issues.

What do we have here but well known people showing the hand signs of Satan. Really? Really? Of course there would be some person out there who would make a video about the perils of Satan and who would use the freaking music from the Halloween movies for added effect. I bet they thought they were being fairly original in their approach, too. Be sure to read the part in this video where Helen Keller is theorized to have invented the 'I-love-you' sign language symbol to resemble the symbol for Satan. SOOOOOOOO goddamn stupid it makes me want to scream.

This is great! These preachers are all douchebags. I like the opening sequence where Benny Hinn, of all people, makes the comment that you will know who people are by the fruits of their labors and by their character and way of life. Good stuff! Preachers preaching for money and not Jesus. Wonderful.

Wow! Good thing we have these videos to show us all who the servants of Satan are, right?

Oh, yes! HERE are the servants of Satan, right? The preachers who convince their precious little sheep to empty their wallets in order to please Jesus are some of the slimiest fucktards to walk this planet. Total losers.

Here are Satan's alleged minions Paula and Randy White. Sooo...are these Jesus-preaching servants of Satan ALL blessed with the silvery-slick tongues that have the amazing ability to bilk people out of so much money?

Dude, all of these famous preachers worship Satan? Who do you then trust to give you the supposed word of God as it was meant to be preached? How do you know whether or not the people telling you that these preachers are worshiping Satan are not the ones who actually worship Satan? What of they ALL worship Satan? Wait...if Satan is not real (and I more than just suspect he is not) who the fuck are these people worshiping?

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Afraid of Satan's Power

Why are some Christian people seriously afraid of this stuff?

Look, if you truly love God and consider yourself one of His children why would you ever worry about any of these things? Don't you read your Bible? You have the mightiest God EVER, right? So why in the heck do some believers worry about this crazy mofo, Satan? He can't hurt you if the God you follow is the most powerful.

But it is almost as if some people really need this fantasy of Satan persistently trying to foil God and all believers in order for their own faith to survive. They need something tangible, even if it is entirely fucked and totally loopy, something to give their spiritual delusions some kind of weight. And with stories of how Satan is lurking behind every river bend, well, plenty of believers busy themselves trying to save the imaginary from the imaginary with the imaginary. Nice.

Now let us take a look at some of the poor lambs of this world who are for whatever reason engulfed by the Satan Delusion.

Do you suppose this fellow speaking in this video realizes he is using MOVIES as examples and proofs of his demonic/Satan bullshit?

Dude, you are totally high, aren't you? You should'a smoked the rest of that doobie before doing your delusional video. By the way, there have always been screwy things in the world. There has always been good and bad and everything in between. There is nothing new under the sun. Same old religious crap with the name of a different deity. Seriously. Go take a peek in a history book. Two thousand years ago there were plenty of people who sounded just as screwy as you do today.

Do you suppose the Middle Eastern music is supposed to lend some kind of emotional credibility to this ridiculous video? If you allow a doubt? Aren't your fears about Satan doubts? And why in the fuckey-doo would it matter if you doubted anyway when God is supposed to know you are a freaking human being and supposedly all humans fall short of the glory of God (Sooo...aren't you kinda fucked from the very beginning?) and it is Jesus who is supposed to take care of all of that for ya?

What is this horseshit? You know, if any other religious group tried to do what these fuck-tards are doing they would be labeled as Satanists, right? This is so goddamn stupid. Showing up at mortuaries to try to raise the dead? Seriously, get a group of Wiccans to try to do that and the Christian community will explode with charges of Satanism.

That's right. Satan is also responsible for depression and emotional/mental disturbances. How do we know this? Because it is Satan's plan and goal to do everything he can to keep people from God. Sooo...this supernatural being, Satan, so desperately wants to keep people from God that instead of simply blowing up the world he chooses to...afflict people with depression? Losers.

Sooo...if what this video relays is true why are people so friggin worried about Satan? Would his offering of fake power prove him a fraud and thus not worthy of the time given to fuss over him?

It is ALL FAKE. ALL. What does it matter what symbol you use when the deity you speak of is not goddamn real? There is no Satan purposely trying to muddle religions of great faith with pagan symbols.

Riiiiggghhhtt. ENTIRE nations have been fooled by Satan in an effort to get people to turn away from God? Are you feeling alright? Listen to what you are saying. You are saying these Satan-influenced people have no power but that YOU have power. Sooo...your beliefs and religion and whatever are fine and real and true...but cannot stop what is false? Tell me again how this works, but this time make sense and do not use any of the magical crap stories you like to use.

Satan is not a musician. In fact, he isn't real. You people SEEK OUT things to demonize and turn into some kind of threat. Why? Is trying to prove your non-existent divine pal THAT important that you have to seek out the joys of others and do everything you can to inject cynicism and supposed evilness? You are fucked in the head.

HAHAHAAAAHAAA!!!!!!!! Who made up this version of Satan? Hilarious! You people are afraid of myths and fairy tales, you ninnies!! The weather is the friggin' weather.  A storm is a storm and has nothing to do with God or Satan or any other gods. So a guy gave a religious speech...big goddamn deal. People give them all the time. You don't really think that validates religion do you? Satan is into television production in an effort to take people away from God? Family Guy is Satanic? Hah!! The only thing that is mind blowing here is your level of delusion.

This is really interesting. Christianity is the Satanic influence and not what Christianity is claiming to be Satanic. Interesting.

That's right. Be careful how you stretch, rest, and exercise. Satan will use these things against you too.

This guy says this is very spooky stuff. What fucking ever, man. Satan is out to get you according to this guy, and Satan has apparently infiltrated the Catholic Church.

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Biblical Incest Explained

What do Christians have to say about the incest in the Bible?

Okay, so, I have always wanted to put this particular posting together that shows video clips of what some Christians think when it comes to the incest in the Bible. I have also included comments from non-Christians as well. I hope you have been just as curious as to what people will say. Let us take a look...

Sooo...according to this fellow Adam and Eve were not the only people in the Bible and so when Cain was banished and went and found a wife it was NOT his sister. Hummm.

Sooo...we SHOULDN'T judge Adam and Eve's kids sleeping with each other because our culture is different from their culture. Oh, and God did not outlaw incest until way later. Hah!

Oh my goodness this woman is hilarious!!! Outstanding! I hope she makes more videos.

I love what this guy says about the bible being "open minded" with all of the incest going on and Jesus being everyone's brother and why people call each other 'brother' and 'sister' in church. Gives new meaning to the circle of life, right?

Holy shit! Listen to the validation of incest that this nutty Christian gives. So fucked up! That's right, sin came in and screwed everything up. know it took a while for the bad genetic consequences of the sin of incest to catch up. Say what? Is this part of God's planning?

This woman makes a good point of the writers of the Bible trying to ink in a loophole for incest.

Haahahahah!!!! Good stuff! Follow the Bible by NOT following the Bible when it comes to incest.

The Bible IS full of incest and it IS wrong to marry your brother or sister, you twit. This young man seems very sincere, but he is also totally fucked in his reasoning in defense of incest in the Bible. Poor kid. Hopefully he will grow a brain someday. He keeps mentioning when the law against incest was given. Say, do you think that it was okay to kill people until the law said it was wrong?

Dear me, this fellow is on crack.

Oh look! Another loser preacher defending incest in the Bible. Are you surprised? Sooo...Cain and Abel were closer genetically than twins? The negative mutations had not begun? Why was sin so slow in catching up with the gene pool? 

Ahhh, I see. Since God did not tell man until way after Adam and Eve that incest was wrong...well, it wasn't wrong? But...what about doing it with your freaking sibling? Or what about Lot and his daughters? What the fuck is wrong with Christianity? Aren't they the guilty casting the first stones?

Dear dear dear! All of these folks say the same goddamn thing overall. They have nothing else to explain this shit away so they do what they can to meld this whole incest thing into the 'plan' that this great God of theirs supposedly has for man. Lovely.

Neither God nor the Bible can make a decision on incest, right? And how is this possible if God is supposed to always be the same...yesterday, today, forever and all of that happy horseshit. Can't happen, can it? If incest was okay back then with God it should be okay now if God never changes, right? His word NEVER fades like the flowers...sooo...if Cain could screw his sister, hell, so could you, right?

This guy is great! I love his "EEWWWWWW!!!" approach. Totally awesome! He is right about Cain having to marry his sister or his mother. I am betting it was his sister since Cain was banished and then got married and Eve stayed with Adam and popped out more kids.

You gotta listen to the part of this video where the guy reads the story of Lot and his daughters from the Bible in a redneck voice. Totally priceless!!

The God Gap

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Who is missing what?

Have you ever heard of the God of the Gaps Theory? Doesn't the very name of this theory make you want to find out more, to find out why any person would put the words 'God' and 'gap' together in an attempt to explain anything? I mean, if God Himself is supposed to be Mr. Everything, then why in the world would there be any gaps whatsoever? If you know God you would know all the whys, correct? You would not be left standing with a big bag of I-still-don't-know-the-answers-to-my-questions.

How so many people came to believe that saying that "God did it" is any kind of answer is truly an enigma. Such an answer offers zero closure, zero reasoning, zero foundation for any kind of straight thinking or study. Yet this big accumulation of 'zero' thinking is somehow gathered together in a giant mass and regularly thrown at Atheists or anyone else who does not believe as many Christians do.

Where is the wisdom in taking something you do not understand and assigning it to something of which you have an even greater lack of understanding?  How is this done? How does this work out? Explain this, Christians, because I want to know how this works. If you do not understand how the universe began and at the same time say, "But I know that God did it. He can do anything," don't you see the folly of what you are saying? Don't you see you still have no goddamn answers to anything, no more understanding than the last person?

Ask a Christian who claims to know God about God. Ask them where God came from? How did God create the stars? How did  God come to create DNA and all the related genetics subjects/issues? How did God create the human eye, the human brain, the genome, or any other miracle of life for that matter in ANY species? How did God do these things? 

They don't know how God did anything, do they? In fact, they don't even know if God is REALLY there because they have not seen Him or heard Him or anything else. EVER. What they have done is gathered together a bunch of information on things they do not understand (like how all of the species on the earth came to be) and things that are so marvelous people are constantly trying to understand (like the human genome), and they take this lack of understanding of how these things came to be and why, this massive lack of information, and deduce that it is proof for this super invisible being God, that it must be proof of God's handiwork (or at least the calling card of God).

How does this kind of thinking get you any closer to the truth of anything? What have Creationists proved by taking God (of Whom they have ZERO proof) and using this imaginary proof to disprove anything that science has either already proven or is currently trying to prove/study? How do you justifiably use something without substance to try to explain something you do not understand?

Who knows why people claim these things? Maybe it is a fear of finding out what really did happen, how everything really did come to be (doesn't science already provide much of that?). Regardless of what the answers/answers to that are let us take a peek at some of the stuff that is attributed to this God of the Gaps, and also look at some of the objections to such claims.

This guy says that the Atheist objection to the God of the Gaps theory does not follow since it does not follow that just because we do not know how it happened that does not mean that God didn't do it. Seriously?

This gentleman is trying hard to nominate the God of the Gaps theory for the truth but it is not going to work. Look...God Himself is unexplained. You cannot use the unexplained to explain the misunderstood or the unknown. That just does not compute.

Perhaps the need for God is the need for an explanation, right? Sooo...what happens as more and more is explained? Does God become the incredible shrinking divine being?

That is right, whenever something about God doesn't work out it must have been a misinterpretation. I suppose some religious folk feel pretty safe in that argument.

You just gotta love Kirk Cameron and his hilariously wacko assertions. Please look up more of HIS own Youtube stuff, or videos of his stuff. Excellent giggle material.

If God could be proved...IF God could be proved. Geeze, that says a lot, doesn't it? Look at the God of the Gaps argument a think about how you prove God did anything if you cannot even prove God. Really and truly think about that. And DON'T give the faith bullshit answer.

This man asserts that the science we do understand is evidence of God. You are kidding me, right? Because the humans on this planet can study science that in and of itself is good proof for God? Are you daft? I do appreciate how this man does describe and explain his position, though. He is non-argumentative and simply presents what he think/believes without bashing Atheists. He explains many really interesting lines of thinking when it comes to this subject. Very well done. I still don't buy the God of the Gaps theory, but this guy did a really good job on this video.

Wow. Wow.

Is it really so hard and so traumatic for people to think there is no God responsible for everything?

Monday, December 2, 2013

And some believers in Creation wonder why people scoff at them?

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Pay Attention to WHAT You are Saying and HOW You are Saying it

Not too long ago I was watching a video on Youtube that showcased various opinions of those who believe in Creation and what they thought of those who do not believe in Creation. They seemed to be absolutely puzzled, some even genuinely confused as to why non-believers often react to Creationist claims with laughter, disdain, disregard, and sometimes anger. So, I decided to put together a few of the video links that just may help a few believers to understand what it is that irks the non-believers off so very much when it comes to discussions of the Creation.

Creationists want to know why people laugh at them? Fine. Here it is in a nutshell: Do you people ever listen to half of the shit you say? Do you even pay attention to half of the things you are claiming to be truth or science? Do you bother to research your claims? Do you bother to research many of the things non-believers say before you decide to take a statement or handful of words and twist them into new and unintended meanings? Do you fully investigate the various areas of science that you seemingly love to misinterpret on command? Do you even know what evolution is, because it has nothing to do with some of what you are claiming.

Take a peek at these videos. Pay attention to how these folks sound. Do YOU sound like this when you are plugging your version of how everything came to exist?

I think my favorite argument here is #2. You can't prove evolution but you can prove a giant, all-powerful invisible friend poofed everything into existence? And just WHERE did this information come from? Oh...old religious texts written by folks with an amazing array of superstitions and misconceptions and seriously jacked-up beliefs?

Hah! This is good stuff, a very interesting and entertaining way to present the idiocy of much of the Creationists argument.

Oh, look! When you can't answer the question what do some Creationists do? Well...they DON'T answer the question and go way the fuck off on tangents. Talking goddamn cats?

I have heard this argument before. Hilariously, deliciously funny to actually hear in person. Maybe this fellow ought to study up on why comets and meteors are shaped the way they are before he goes and makes a complete ass of himself as he tries very hard to prove the imaginary really does exist.

Do many Creationists love to twist facts or what? The guy in the beginning makes it sound like scientists are stumbling over each other in a rush to deny the plausibility of Evolution. Then you get to see the REAL numbers of what he is claiming. So interesting.

I really like what this video has to say about population projections and how the numbers just are not possible when it comes to the Bible's version of events. The biblical arguments just do not follow through and establish any kind of valid foundation when it comes to how the earth was populated.

In this video my favorite argument is #1, the God of the Gaps argument. So ridiculous, right? If you cannot explain it it MUST then be attributed to God. Yikes. Is that your honest line of thinking you are presenting as valid reasoning process? Oh, and what this video has to say about God and morality is just as excellent.

Get a grip. Science is not faith. No no no. Never was and never will be.

Oh dear Jesus. Hovind is the epitome of the willfully ignorant, willfully idiotic, willfully dishonest and willfully misinterpreting Christian. Sir, you and people like you do your faith/religion a great disservice every time you open your mouth to make bizarre claims.

Don't you just LOVE Christian misinformation in the process of purposeful misinterpretation? Do you like the part of what this Christian fellow left out about what Darwin thought about his own theory?

Friday, June 14, 2013

Religious Spoofs and Goofs

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These are GREAT!!

One of these days Benny Hinn is going to shove or push or poke or prod the wrong person and get his ass sued for all the tea in China. Until then, enjoy watching people falling to the floor as they believe (either for fake or for real) that Mr. Hinn is truly releasing the power of God upon them.

Good stuff! What is wrong with this guy? You know what else? This is a great example of how Christians are NOT persecuted in the United States because if they were (as so many of the religiously steeped claim) the government or some watchdog group or other would shut this thieving freak down for good. But, nooo. No one shuts down Benny Hinn or any of the other fake preachers because this is their religious freedom and the religious freedom of those who so gullibly follow these kinds of nuts.

Hah! Good times! Don't you just love how so many of the things that Christians complain about being evil in the world today are right there in their own Bible? Sex, rape, murder, mayhem...all there. Uhm-humm. Oh, and remember that God loves you.

HHaaahaaa!!! Lower gas prices, more space, less smog, free clothing and housing for the poor, more education, more money, social improvements...this is freaking great!!

Dear Lord...people just have to keep beating the Tim Tebow horse. Hopefully he does better with the Patriots than he did with the Jets and Broncos. I don't think there is any problem with him or anyone else being Christian...but I do think that commentators give it wayyy too much press. Who freaking cares? They act like football fans have never seen a religious quarterback before. And trying to make this young man some kind of martyr for the cause when it is NOT his faith that is suffering but his football playing abilities is seriously retarded. Come on, guys.

This woman makes some hilarious videos. She has some wonderful points to make and has quite the knack for making just about anybody laugh at the hypocrisy of Christianity. I like what she says about the ridiculous assertion that Christianity is being persecuted in the United States. I happen to think she is correct.

The argument this woman raises here in regards to a very common series of questions that many Christians pummel non-believers with (usually within the throes of trying to convert the non-believer) is spot on. I have been given this line of questioning many times since ditching religion. What if I am wrong? What if I have denied God and Jesus in error? Wouldn't I rather play it safe?

As the centuries since the establishment of Christianity continue to pass what hasn't passed in the least is the use of the threat of hell to convert people. One of the things I find so perplexing (not truly perplexing in the intellectual sense as there is ZERO intellectual value in destructive religion) as to why people cling to the ravings of the Bible is that people say that Armageddon and the Second Coming and all that will be the end of all time. Then they turn around and say non-believers will burn in hell forever. Isn't the term 'forever' indicative of the opposite of the end of all time? I mean, I'm just saying...

I like how this guy breaks everything down to a point-by-point, very easy to understand argument as to the absurdity of the supposedly FREE gift of salvation from Jesus and total forgiveness from God.

Don't you just love the game plan of some religious folks to prove that the Bible is TRUE by using...the Bible as the evidence?

God is one ginormous contradiction from just about every angle. If God and Jesus are not contradicting themselves they are contradicting each other.

This is truly one of the best arguments against Christianity I have ever heard. It is short and sweet, addresses some of the more glaring issues within Christianity in general, and it is quite witty. Outstanding.

Hhaaahaa!!! A pink unicorn...but you can't really tell if it is pink or if it is even a unicorn at all since you cannot see it. Awesome!

This video does an excellent job of showing that the supposed Almighty is nothing more than an incompetent, tantrum throwing, attention craving, pathological deity.

I get sick and tired of hearing the uber-religious prattle on and on of how 'finely tuned' the universe is, a special consideration for man by God. God made the entire universe for man? Is that why it took so goddamn long to get to the moon? You're telling me that the universe is so finely tuned ONLY for man that God made all of these voon-der-bar galaxies and stars and celestial bodies and satellites...knowing full well man could NEVER come to a point where he could actually travel to these distant places in the universe in order to enjoy them?

And don't give me the 'we-have-telescopes-and-space-rovers-to-take-pictures-of-these-places-so-we-can-enjoy-them' crap. That is not enjoying this entire universe God supposedly made specifically for man, never mind that these telescopes and rovers have not even really explored a smidge of the size of the universe. You would think that if this universe was indeed specifically created for man and man alone that God would have allowed for space exploration thousands of years ago. Why did God wait until the last fifty years to get man to the moon?

And since God created this big universe, and since God says He will destroy all those who do not believe in Him and worship Him, and since Jesus is supposedly on His way back real soon...well, think about all of the wasted effort and beauty for God to have created SO much and for man to have seen and experienced so little. Christians have zero argument for this. Your all-knowing God went through the effort of creating the entire universe when He KNEW WITHOUT A DOUBT that man would fuck up and never get to see and view and enjoy this entire universe God made special for man? Talk yourself out of that nonsense.


Ah, the good old-fashioned hypocrisy, back-tracking stupidity, stereotyping, and holier-than-thou nature of institutionalized religion. All hail God and His consistently sadistic tampering and torturing of the lives of human beings.

Hah! I love it. Just look at nature and be dazzled by the creative wonders of God. So, I guess that since science is not absolutely sure about somethings as far as where everything in the universes comes from, that automatically nominates the Bible and God's Creation as an acceptable alternative as to an explanation? You know, science looks and seeks for answers.

And when an answer is not clear and solid, science continues to seek reasons and truths and origins in an effort to learn more about ourselves and everything else around us. When an answer cannot be explained by Christianity what happens? Are theories and studies and all such related things initiated by the religious in an effort to find the truth? Nope. Those within the mental slavery of religion would rather not do the thinking work and take a shortcut by claiming God poofed everything into existence.

God has always favored evil. Why? How else is He supposed to get people to listen to Him and unceasingly worship Him? How else is He going to get any form of entertainment unless He creates situations where people fight and kill each other over...Him? So stupid. So fucking stupid.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Our DEAR Pal and Christian Brother Kirk Cameron

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Warning! Some Christians are Bigger Morons than they Appear!

     I would very much like to get my hands on one of the remixed copies of Darwin's book that was passed out by Cameron and Comfort. These men seem like they are likable enough until they start spouting off about religion, right? The steadfast belief that Christians and only Christians are correct is pure insanity but these guys cannot see this to save themselves.
     Lord forbid that anyone should think or believe differently than Comfort and Cameron who are so deluded in the surety of their faith that they badly twist facts and horribly distort the truth in a stumbling attempt to bring more souls to Jesus. Good luck, guys. You'll definitely need it.

     You know, in the first part of this clip Cameron actually manages to look smug, a far cry from the cute little chubby-faced kid in Growing Pains. Don't you just love Cameron's false analogy of the camera and the human eye?! This woman is AWESOME!!! I totally need a girlfriend like her.

     Howard Stern...I love you. You have a way of putting things that can make the dead laugh, holy shit! I love listening to you! Stern is absolutely correct...Cameron has not been denied ANY right. Any. Not one. I totally agree with Stern when he infers it is great that some people find religion but not so great that these same people feel compelled to expose the rest of us to it as well. Robin says, "Don't you want to learn everything from a TV actor?" Hah! Excellent!
     Here at some part of the broadcast Cameron says only God can change the heart of the person to be moral. ? WTF? So, I suppose David Koresh, Jim Jones, the Millerites, Jimmy Swaggart, Jimmy Bakker, and all the other delusional within Christianity are on the right track to morality? P-shaw. Again, I agree with Stern when he asks why is it so important for Cameron to try to change all of us to his version of thinking?

     Cameron wants your children to be taught what he believes in public schools? Hell no. Nope. If it ever came down to that I would sell a kidney to put my kids in a private school that DIDN'T teach such bullshit.

     People professing to be Christian did this to the gay community. Nice. How would those same Christians appreciate gays going into their church or neighborhood and doing the same thing...except for the OTHER SIDE of the argument?

     Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron totally dissed by a fellow preacher.

     Here, Cameron tries to use huge and amazing facts in an effort to stymie you into believing his own version of truth which is more of a delusional assertion of faith. This man seems to take great joy in making himself appear as an ass to as many people as possible. Nature is observable proof that Cameron and Comfort BOTH are idiots.

     Cameron is so full of shit. Why does he make it so easy to prove he is lying? Much like the question of how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop, the world may never know.

     This is absolutely hilarious! These two idiots are an excellent argument for sterilization.

     HHaaahahaAA!!!! Oh, JESUS!! You have to watch this!! Out-freaking-standing!

     Hah!! This stupid fucker totally gets the founding documents of this country all fucked up. Total moron douchebag.

     Hebrew republic? What the fuck are you talking about, Cameron? A republic by definition is a form of government where the country is a public matter and not the property or concern of the rulers. Read the Old Testament and you will find NO SUCH THING as a Hebrew republic. The God of the Bible ran every facet of the Israelites' lives and the horrible track record of this God in relation to the terrible hell the people (who were supposed to be his chosen people) suffered is evidence as to the non-existence of this supposed Hebrew republic. The God of the Bible gives two shits and a mother fuck about what people want as this God only wants what benefits Him, right? Praise and glory and worship. That is what the God of the Bible is all about.

      So...if I want a builder to do something for me I need to have faith in him? Uhm...NO. I want to see references and examples of his finished work, fuck the faith. I am not going to pay this builder or even consider giving him my business unless i am one hundred percent sure that he can do the work I need to be done. Faith has no place in something like building anyways. Are you going to have 'faith' that the building is according to code and earthquake-proof requirements, or are you going to hire a guy who you know FOR SURE will get it done the way it needs to get done?

     Hah! Comfort is hilarious when trying to answer the question posed him as to who made God.

     Again, Comfort makes no goddamn sense as he tries to give an answer that is in correlation to his screwy beliefs AND that trumps atheism at the same time. Doesn't happen. Comfort's dancing answers as to God and the creation of evil only serve to solidify the stupidity of the Bible and its God.

     I love the comment in here as to Cameron and Comfort being two of the finest fifteenth century minds. It is absolutely wonderful how these assholes try to validate their absurd beliefs by trying to make scientists look like they do not know what they are talking about.

     This video opens with the typical behavior of Creationists using and abusing comments by others in an attempt to prove the ridiculousness of the Bible. And, look! An orangutan is proved to hold and express more intelligence that Comfort and Cameron put together times ten.

     Here Cameron asserts that evolution is male chauvinist and racist...never mind that that describes Christianity perfectly. Oh yes. The pathetic opinion of women as expressed in the Bible is not worth the thin rice paper it is printed on. And yes, quote mining is the life-blood of Christianity and almost all attempts to prove such rubbish true.

     The statistics presented in the beginning of this video are not very comforting, are they? People are not demanding scientific reform because if they do that then more and more people will fall away from the stupidity of religion. Then, where will the perceived power of the Christians go? Right down the toilet. Then, they will not be in charge of they things they are in charge of and people will stop listening altogether whenever they claim that their rights are being taken away.

Friday, May 31, 2013

Pull Up a Chair, Pop a Top, and Have a Good Laugh Listening to Ridiculous Religious Comments

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     Come fly with faith! Let's fly, let's fly away! If you want to lose that screw that's loose with religion there is a way! It is a tragedy that someone so young has bought into the bullshit of religion. Her first rapture dream? No. No no no. If you are surrounded by people or ideologies that tell you this shit is happening, then will start believing it and dreaming about it. You will come to think that all of the supposed pieces to the friggin' puzzle of some goddamn end-of-all-time event are there. This is not faith. It is delusion of the most dangerous kind.
     I am wondering if this lady smoked or had any alcoholic beverages to drink before having this dream? So, she sees frozen people and hears music and...a beautiful male voice. A beautiful MALE voice? You mean beautiful like Pavarotti or Elton John or Bryan Adams? Also, people have been saying there is no more time since the time of the Transfiguration of Jesus. Even much of what is in the New Testament is indicative of those who contributed to the New Testament thinking that Jesus was right around the corner and THEY were living in the supposed End Times.

     So, Glenda the Good Christian of the North, has a dream during her time of worship that the Wizard of God is due to return and strike America...and America's little dog, too. Make your heart right with God because the nuclear strikes that will rain across America will give you no time to repent. Be very careful that you stay away from idolatry and any sin that takes your heart away from God for any length of time.

     Sooooo...Jesus came to you when you were fourteen and told you to stay pure until further notice? You had to have Jesus tell you something like that in order to follow it? Didn't you just know that such a decision is an overall good thing to do anyways and you sure as hell don't need Jesus to tell you that? Didn't your parents tell you that? What, were you thinking of sleeping around, or something? You make your statement with the tone of one who truly thinks that they are one of the few to do such a thing. You DO know that there are plenty of people in the world who do not sleep around who are not religious, you know this, right?
     It is utterly hilarious how so many religious folk have this stupid idea that they are the only ones in the world with any sense of control over their sexuality. And why are the people in the crowd clapping as if this man's statement that Jesus told him to hold on the sex was such a spectacular statement? Retards.

     Holy shit, this is good stuff! The typical self-absorbed, holier-than-thou Christian who feels compelled to press their absurd beliefs on the world and the people around them. Lovely. The level of self-righteousness of this fellow is just a TAD of an example of why people have issues with the stupidity of religion.

     This guy is an ass. Listen to the questions the girl following him is trying to ask him...questions that he does not answer. Then there is this guy's rude remarks to the people around him. Do you think that Jesus and God would approve of rude comments to people so long as it is in the course of preaching to convert others? This guy apparently thinks so. And why does this deluded preacher keep talking about masturbation? This man is a great example of people behaving poorly and believing they are doing the RIGHT thing since they are talking and preaching about Jesus and God. They can behave however they choose to behave because GOD gives them the authority and the power.

     This is an EXCELLENT example of how pushers of religion take whatever they can, purposely twisting whatever they find into something that is supposedly demonic and dangerous. But these preachers don't stop there. They WANT you to have this gigantic fear inside you so they say that those most often in the path of this danger are...your children. Unfortunately, there are many people are afraid enough to believe this shit. Are you fucking serious? SOMEBODY gave their kid M&Ms and Mountain Dew before the sermon. Aren't Christians superstitious about demon possession, because I would say these kids are GREAT candidates for being demon possessed. You see the kids that were crying? That people would put their kids up to such bullshit is child abuse.

     Well, you know if any clip has Kirk Cameron in it, is bound to be funny, right? God puts tabs on bananas so it doesn't squirt into your face as you peel it? This entire skit has hilarious sexual undertones, especially the part where the banana fits 'perfectly' in his hand and the guy goes on and on how this is some kind of divine providence in the consideration of making things easier for man. Right. God won't stop people from blowing each other up BUT he makes a banana easy to peel. Just like Wilbur the pig in Charlotte's Web was some pig, this here is some God.

     Chuck Norris...well, I have to be honest with you. I was tempted to deduct some of the cool points you have racked up with me over the years but decided not to. I figure that some of the kicks to the head you have no doubt received throughout your career in self-defense arts have knocked out some of your sense. You gotta watch the whole video so you can see the part where the preacher is talking to a guy supposedly possessed by a sex demon...or something similar.

     I hope this guy is receiving some kind of compensation from the military for mental instability. I can't see the military allowing him to join if he had presented with these symptoms when he first signed up, and so I think he has a great case against the military. So, dragging a cross with wheels across the country. I think that Jesus would probably commend him for his creativity in adding the wheels to the cross. Religious genius.

     Okay. This video struck an interesting chord with me being as though when I was a kid and my parents were members of this church that preached virtually everything was from the devil/Satan. My siblings and I were not allowed to watch My Little Pony, Rainbow Bright, Strawberry Shortcake, and a barrage of other cartoons being as though they were considered from the pit of hell. Smurfs were considered particularly bad.

     Every time a Harry Potter book comes out the witches have to HIRE PEOPLE to take the phone calls that come pouring in from kids interested in witchcraft? Buddy, it is high time you STOP drinking the bong water. He says that Harry Potter lies and cheats and breaks all the rules. He says nothing about Harry Potter protecting others, sacrificing himself for others, adhering to a code of honesty and integrity, or anything of the sort. It is a blatant misrepresentation of the character Harry Potter in an effort to advance the ridiculous ideologies of Christianity and its inherent stupidity.

     Listen to this stupid hooker try to defend the hideousness of what was said. Anderson Cooper presses her for an answer until she finally just comes out and says she agrees with what was said. Listen to this deluded bitch try to explain why putting the gays and lesbians behind the electric fences would get rid of such people altogether. Cooper points out that gays and lesbians are born to STRAIGHT parents and this lady reverts to the claim the comments were taken out of context. Bitch, what OTHER way can what was said be taken?
     Then Little Miss Hee-Haw gets pissed when Cooper asks her about the adulterers and people who curse their parents who were put to death in the Bible and whether or not she believes such should apply as well. Right when you think this supposedly God-fearing, loving-Christian woman could not dig herself a bigger hole she gets totally and completely owned by Cooper's comments about the Holocaust. 

     Holy Lord have mercy!! This is great! Contraceptives turn men gay? Contraceptives pollute the heart? WTF? This is so flipping hilarious, if not for the term 'contracepting' which is not even a word. Hah! Excellent! Seriously, it makes you wonder whether or not God and Jesus get together, go and stir up the brains of those who believe in them, and then step away with a happy, "Well, Our work here is done."

     Can StarWars figures be demonic? Pappa Smurf has the face of Stalin and was created to spread Communism? Listen to this windbag says about the 'Force' and being one with it and really really think about this. The asshole says being one with the 'Force' is wicked, evil...yada yada plucka plucka. What does it say in the Bible about being one with God and Jesus, humm? Are they not presented as the 'Force' of everything that is supposed to be life in this universe according to Christianity? Does it not say in the Bible that believers/Children of God must strive to become ONE with God/Jesus? Maybe we should take a little peek.
     Philippians 2:2 says, "...then make my joy complete by being like-minded, having the same love, being one in spirit and of one mind."
     Ephesians 4:13 says, "...until we all reach unity in the faith and in the knowledge of the Son of God and become mature, attaining to the whole measure of the fullness of Christ."
     Romans 15:6 says, " that with one mind and one voice you may glorify the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ."
     Well. Well well well. Such a wonderful example of the typical institutionalized religious approach of do as I say, not as I do. I think that the 'oneness' presented in the New Testament has been completely and utterly destroyed and nowhere near what it was originally intended to be taken.
     I think that originally 'oneness' was supposed to be about being in harmony with yourself as an individual, being in harmony with your family as a member of that family, being one with your community (to be taken in terms of contributing positively), and being one with the sense of humanity that SHOULD be within each person but that many horrible and hostile people choose to ignore.
     Adding to the insanity of the man speaking in this video is his assertion that Pokemon is based on Japanese demons. Yeah. I know. Pretty fucking stupid. What is even better is when this asshole says that he isn't against everything but only those things that put the souls of children in jeopardy.
     Particularly disturbing is this guy's statement that Harry Potter books should be burned due to their dangerous content that puts people at risk. Hitler and his cronies said the same goddamn thing and held mass book burnings where ANYTHING even remotely contradictory to Hitler and his philosophy was destroyed. I hope people can recognize the stupidity of what this man and many like him are saying, because the world did not make it out of WWII just to go back to that type of behavior. 

     Hahhaaahhha!!!! This lady is apparently so uncomfortable with speaking on sexual issues that she spells out the word 'penis' instead of actually saying it. What the fuck is she talking about in regard to Whitney Houston? She says some of the most fucked-up and random shit I have so far come across on the internet. This bitch needs immediate psychological help.

     This Phelps woman strangely appears androgynous.
     Moving on, did you hear her say something about the Taliban in Iowa? Like many of the mentally inept who claim they are acting on the word of God or by the direct instruction of God this psychotic bitch truly believes her behavior is validated by God and the Bible. Sounds amazingly similar to how the religious extremists of the day strap bombs to their bodies and fly planes into buildings while claiming the one whom they worship instructed them to do so, even giving them full authority to follow through with such atrocities.
     This Phelps woman and all those in her group who think this behavior is okay are in the same boat as terrorists. The degree of their terrorism does vary, but they are still terrorists.

     Holy shit! This has to be in my own top ten most entertaining Christian rants on Youtube today. What...the...fuck? This lady says she is a warrior of God and is taking a stand on 'other-sided' behavior and practices. She is so seriously fucked in the head that words cannot express the critical nature of her psychological condition. 

     You know, maybe the spiritually deluded of the world are needed, right? I mean, they say laughter is the best medicine and you can't help but to laugh at these people and the sheer stupidity of the words that fall from their lips.
     About 4:20 into the video Governor Perry says something along the lines of people in America today needing God's help. God's help? Every time people ask God for His help, and every time God is claimed to have actually given the requested help bad things happen. Every time. Every...fucking...time. Ask God for His help? Fuck that and hell no.

     Only in the Catholic realm will you find people staring at a knot in a tree and claiming to see the Virgin Mary. Sometimes people want to see the miracle so badly that they convince themselves that they 'feel' something emanating from whatever is deemed to be a miracle, as evidenced in the beginning of the video.Then you have the lady who says she doesn't think it is a miracle or anything because let's face it, there is nothing like blood coming from it. What happened to the good old days when a knot in a tree was just a knot in a tree?

     This stupid bitch, this stupid mother fucking bitch is smiling and laughing and thanking God because the people in Japan were struck by a lethal tsunami. Listen here you dumb twat, listen to what you are saying. You are trying to convert people to your deluded faith by praying that this God of yours hurt those who believe differently than you. Fuck you. Fuck your Bible. Fuck your God.
     People like you are the ones that our government has in mind when considering to take away the right to bear arms. You and people like you WANT people to hurt, WANT people maimed, WANT war and mayhem, and WANT people killed if you think it will help sew the seeds of your poisonous faith. You are NO DIFFERENT from the extremists in the Middle East that celebrate and shout praises to Allah whenever something bad happens to the United States or its citizens. Fuck you and the religious horse you rode in on.

     So many Christians who are against gays and lesbians conjure up strange diseases and maladies and behaviors that are supposedly suffered almost exclusively by...gays and lesbians. And of course there are more claims of Harry Potter being evil and detrimental to children. One of the more intriguing portions of this video is when Bush says that the God (Allah) that the terrorists pray to is a false God because they take innocent lives. And Christianity does NOT? What about the children shown in this video as they cry and sway and hold their hands up to be closer to God? What effect is this stupidity having on their minds?

     What in the hell is wrong with you people? And so many Christians wonder why there are so many people who are so aggravated by religion? For Christ's sake you stupid assholes are teaching your children about segregation and stereotypes and rejection of those different than you! What the fuck do you think is gonna happen when you do shit like that? And the Christian message is supposed to be one of love?

     The guy in the beginning of this video drones on about how you can tell what kind of music a person listens to just by looking at their clothing. Interesting. Likewise, you can tell who is a prejudiced, socially subversive, spiritually elitist, cocky, holier-than-thou asshole just by knowing what God they worship.

     Holy shit this is so freaking funny! Moses fought the ROMANS? Moses used his powers against the ROMANS? Looks like SOMEBODY did not pay very close attention to the place in time of the ancient Romans in history as opposed to when Moses is thought to have existed. This guy goes on to give a completely incorrect definition of witchcraft. He says witchcraft misleads people into believing that they have powers and can do things like raise the dead. Two things here: firstly, you are confused about what witches do, buddy. Secondly, you ARE aware that Jesus raised people from the dead, right? And you say that witchcraft is all smoke and mirrors. Okay. Do you mean like smoke and mirrors of Christianity? Can you offer one shred, one tidbit of definitive proof that your Bible and your faith is any more real than witchcraft?

     So Ms. Thang here decides that her career hasn't slowed down enough and she takes immediate measures to absolutely murder what is left of her celebrity and career. 

     Another rant by a Christian who believes Harry Potter is evil and a danger to children. Warlocks are enemies of God.  The lady adds that had Harry Potter occurred in the Old Testament he would have been put to death. Disturbing. So goddamn disturbing. Even more disturbing are the 'amens' that can be heard in response to this ignorant ass' statements. Look at the expressions on the faces of the children this lady is talking to. This is not how anyone should be speaking to children, filling them with fear for things and people that do not exist. This is not in any way, shape, or form helpful to children. Not at all.

     Haahaa!! HHahaa! Listen to this moron's comment, "He reads the Quran!" So? As if reading the Bible or any set of scriptures from a violent religion would be any better. Then this intellectually challenged woman says that Obama's father was a Muslim-Atheist-Communist. 

     This is wonderful. Seriously! This lady is talking about the behavior of Christians and then begins to go absolutely ape-shit. Then she threatens to call the police, yells at the guy talking to her when he informs her she is about to get kicked out of the store, offers a few disjointed statements that have no meaning in particular, and invokes the power of Jesus as she says something about people from Mexico bothering her. I find it so interesting that when some Christians are preaching and are approached and asked to stop they go nuts, seemingly having great difficulty in comprehending that people just don't want to hear their shit.

     This man does not realize his argument is only halfway correct. Atheism COULD be considered a religion IF and ONLY IF presented in a manner similar to Christianity where you go out and convert people to atheism and try to enact rules and statutes and policies on atheism. However, this man incorrectly applies that here as President Obama is NOT endorsing atheism but rather is making a point that political endeavors should have nothing to do with religion whatsoever. He is NOT saying that religion should not be in politics because he does not believe in God or because he thinks Christianity is false or against his own spiritual opinions. Nope. The president is merely acting on the ideology of separation of church and state. The asshole here apparently has his head so far up Jesus' ass that he cannot see and understand what Obama means.

     Totally AWESOME!! This asshole punks himself by bringing the wrong goddamn notes. He fails to see that refusing gays and lesbians the right to marry is NOT his right. He further misunderstands and misinterprets allowing gays and lesbians the right to marry as a revocation of his own rights. His definition of marriage is a religious definition and has no place in politics. His religious faith, no matter how deep and true he thinks it is does NOT now nor should it ever allow him the jurisdiction to define private relationships.

     Pastor Sean Harris from North Carolina advocates child abuse if parents suspect their sons are gay. Only in North Carolina. Tell you what, when there is a parent in your congregation who does as you recommend and ends up in jail...I HOPE they put your pansy ass there, too for even suggesting such a terrible thing in the first place.

     Oh look, another mother fucker from North Carolina advocating violence against the people they hate.

     What the fuck is wrong with people? Why do the religious think that morality can be found in religion? There is no morality in ideologies that teach subjugation and segregation and maltreatment of individuals who think and live and love differently.

     The government should kill gays and lesbians? Again, this is another example of why the government has listed evangelical and extremist Christians as a danger. Are all Christians dangerous? Of course not. But, unless the Christians who are NOT dangerous stand up and tell the dangerous Christians to shut up and stop fucking things up for everyone there are going to be problems with the rights of all citizens being stunted by the ravings of fundamentalists who think they are right and everyone else is wrong.

     How sweet. Another Christian who misinterprets the push for equality as a reduction in their rights and religious freedoms. So goddamn stupid. The push for equality is not saying you cannot be Christian, but it IS saying that as a Christian you are NOT entitled to treat people who believe differently than you do in a manner that is unethical, unlawful, and absolutely wrong.
     Oh, but the uber-religious right would have its supports believe that reinstating rights to individuals who never should have had the rights denied them in the first place is a revocation of the rights of Christians.